"I can't believe it's April already!"

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Ok. I know it has been a while. But let's start with some pub jokes; on cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese

Which cheese would you use to entice a bear down a mountain?
Camembert

What kind of cheese would you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone

They are all my favourite (cheese) anyway!